Dinosaurs, Disasters & Albert Einswine


I have huge man problems.
Literally, since one of my mates is a T-Rex.

Things are about to get interesting, because my day job happens to be in a museum.
A museum full of dinosaur bones, if you know what I mean.

It turns out my bloodline is older than dirt, and an ancestral matchmaker decided to send me some gifts…aka, men. And not just any men, but dinosaur shifters from the past.

I’ve read enough paranormal romance to know all about fated mates, but I’ve never heard of fated dinosaur mates. These men are supposed to be my perfect match, here to help me learn about my magic. Rawr. Yes, they are as sexy as you are imagining.

My life had been a routine of working and spending time watching TV with my pet pig, Albert Einswine. Now I needed to learn to control the magic I never knew I had, learn more about my family line, and help these sexy dino shifters adjust to modern society.

All while hiding a T-Rex sized secret from the world.

To make matters worse, detectives are looking into the explosion I may or may not have caused when my blood mixed with some magic-infused ancient dust, which is a serious problem since the sexy green-eyed detective has my heart flip-flopping in my chest.

Dinosaurs & Disasters is a light-hearted romantic comedy with a whole lot of steam! This isn’t a save-the-world type of story, but rather it focuses on Arizona’s coming into her hidden abilities and tracking down each of her fated mates.


I rubbed a hand down my face. Exhaustion and adrenaline were catching up with me, not to mention the mental gymnastics I was doing to try to wrap my mind around the fact that two dinos had come to life. I was getting tired.

“He won’t be coming out of the room right now. Not until we sort out some of this mess.”

I’m not sure we have enough time to ‘sort out this mess’ tonight. There is much you don’t know, and it will take many days to explain it all to you. 

I sighed. “Well, I have tomorrow off, so that is how long we have to figure this out and decide where you two go from here.”

A strange look passed across Rezkac’s face, and his brown wrinkled. Where we go? That is easy, My Queen. We go where you go. We are yours. 

My nervous laughter sounded strained even to my own ears. “That’s not how things work now. People can figuratively belong to someone, but not literally. You are both alive again. You get to go out and experience everything the world can offer you.”

I tried to ignore the way my heart twisted at the thought of him leaving me, even for a second. Even though I’d just given them the ‘you can’t belong to someone’ speech, every fiber of my being screamed that they were mine.

Rezkac rose from the couch, his movements silent as he strode to me. He pressed the long length of his muscular body against mine, and all the tension in my body drained away.

I have many things I wanted to experience, but they all involve you. Leaning down, Rezkac brushed his lips against mine, the touch featherlight and excruciating.

“That is because you don’t know better. You don’t know what is really out there.”

It would be impossible for me to fall in love with another. The priestess has already bound my heart to you for all eternity. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

His hands slid under the hem of my torn shirt, and his thumbs brushed along my sensitive skin. I opened my mouth to ask him about the priestess, but he took the opportunity to delve his tongue into my mouth. Without waiting for my mind to catch up, my body responded. My arms slid around his neck, and I leaned against him.

Why did his arms feel like home? Like we had done this a million times before?

You are as stubborn as you are stunning. With time, you will understand that I speak the truth. Rezkac’s words were an intimate caress in my mind.

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