Have you ever wondered what would happen if aliens suddenly began appearing on Earth?
I have an answer for you. The world loses its sh*t!
Aliens are a part of everyday life in the year 2020. They have jobs, drive super high-tech cars, and even live next door to you. Crazy right?! But with our new extraterrestrial guests came new laws. Laws which I get to help uphold in my new job as a guard at the max facility that holds some of the most dangerous intergalactic species the Earth has ever seen.
My close encounter, however, isn’t at all what I was prepared for. Three aliens housed in the facility are making my job much harder than it needs to be. Not only have they taken up space on my planet, now they’re slowly stealing space in my heart.
My name is Alie Greshem and I’m about to take you on a ride that’s literally out of this world…
“Are you okay? Did I hurt you? What is this shark week you speak of?” Poor, Satan. And poor coochie, I was gonna feel that tomorrow. “I’m fine, heat’s already working. And shark week is when I get my monthly period. Cramps are a bitch and your dick is an internal heating pad. If you don’t mind the blood that is.” “I do not mind a female’s bleeding time. I will be happy to assist in this.” Huh, that was easy.
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